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Merry Christmas! None of my Russian friends celebrate this day, and how about you? I arrived at my desk this morning, opened LJ and read this funny post. I'm passing it along for all the single, lonely ladies in America. Maybe you're desperate for a Russian man? After all, we have no options here - all American men are stupid and gay! :)) I don't know what "кончиттывурст" means and online translation doesn't work for the term. What is the English equivalent? Honestly, I can't tell if some posts in the pora_valit community are serious, or subtle trolling/sarcasm? I rarely understand Russian humor.

Perhaps this is a new way to fund my travels? :) Marry foreigners desperate for U.S. citizenship in exchange for payment? What do you think? :)) A reader today asked me to write a post about the differences between American and Russian women,  but I don't know many Russian females, so I can't provide an informed opinion on the topic. All of my close Russian friends are men. Maybe some of my readers now living in the U.S. wish to provide insight?

Originally posted by dr_ionych at Хочу свалить из Рашки в США с помощью женщины
Я вот что решил.Мне не место в России. Надоело здесь все, ну, в общем, вы понимаете.
Однако, сильно напрягаться ради поравалить я не готов и поэтому придумал небольшой план.

Я хочу свалить в США, познакомившись с русскоязычной американкой. Как известно, США давно загнились, мужиков там толковых нет, одни кончиттывурст и геи. А женщинам одиноко. В общем, план понятен.

Вопрос: где знакомиться с гражданками США? И что в практическом плане дадут отношения с женщиной-резидентом? Ну, там ВНЖ или еще чего.

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yanson
Jan. 7th, 2015 09:58 pm (UTC)
>> Honestly, I can't tell if some posts in the pora_valit community are serious, or subtle trolling/sarcasm? I rarely understand Russian humor.

As admin of Pora_valit im trying to reject the most trolling posts(some are slipping through), but this one leaves a binary impression, may be this person is just a naive one with a straight approach?

If this way of shoving off from Russia works for girls - may be it worth to try for boys too? :)
Personally I'd love to see successful love storries between RU guys and US girls.

BTW - just approved your post, I'll be glad to see more your posts in future :)
http://pora-valit.livejournal.com/tag/иностранцы%20о%20России - seems to be your tag

Edited at 2015-01-07 09:59 pm (UTC)
peacetraveler22
Jan. 7th, 2015 10:06 pm (UTC)
Hello! Thanks for your comment. :) Your community is good for me, because there are many English speakers there. I haven't really figured out how to draw more English speaking Russians to my blog. I'm American, but communicating only with Russian speakers in my journal. So, you can understand that I'm sort of unique here on LJ. :))

However, my last post that made its way to the pora-valit community received a lot of hostile comments. It was entitled "Russian Men vs. American Men," published by a different moderator. Almost 600 comments. :) So, we will see if people are upset again that you published an English language post there. However, I appreciate it. And, sorry about the tragedy in France today. :((

Edited at 2015-01-07 10:22 pm (UTC)
henrys_crime
Jan. 7th, 2015 10:25 pm (UTC)
I wonder why you follow that LJ community :)
peacetraveler22
Jan. 7th, 2015 10:28 pm (UTC)
Mostly for laughs, but also to see what foreigners and immigrants think of America. The same reason Russians come to my blog, because they are curious what an American thinks about their region of the world. :) Sometimes it's good to see ourselves through the lenses of others. :)
c0smopolit
Jan. 7th, 2015 10:26 pm (UTC)
Why not if you got a fluent English, alotta money? But how many Russian men are compatible with such requirements?
I'm sure such guys won't stay in a dying state and will find a woman in a favourable place asap.
peacetraveler22
Jan. 7th, 2015 10:58 pm (UTC)
Sure, why not! Everyone deserves love and happiness. Almost all of the comments in my blog come from Russian men. So, some of them speak English. :) Females don't comment as often, I'm not sure why? I've never figured it out.
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Ilya Taranov
Jan. 7th, 2015 11:39 pm (UTC)
Just a troll
Shannon, do you know what the "net troll" is? Because that is most certainly an example of one.
peacetraveler22
Jan. 7th, 2015 11:46 pm (UTC)
Re: Just a troll
Yes, I know the term. There are also trolls in American Internet forums, but not as many as in RuNet. :) And many Russian trolls comment in my blog, esp. when I share negative impressions about the country. I've been writing on LJ for a few years, but I still wasn't sure if this guy was joking or serious.
(Anonymous)
Jan. 7th, 2015 11:46 pm (UTC)
Как известно, все американки толстые
Сабж
naysayer15
Jan. 7th, 2015 11:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Как известно, все американки толстые
они вообще рептилоиды с Сириуса :) Платят сами за себя - где это такое видано на Земле? Не иначе как с Сириуса прилетели.
(Anonymous)
Jan. 8th, 2015 01:37 am (UTC)
Сегодня нарвался на интересный пост вот тут http://politota.d3.ru/comments/647234/ про эту симпатичную девушку Shannon.
Хочу поделиться своим мнением про американцев и русских.
Сам живу в США с семьей 4 года. Удивительная страна и удивительные люди-американцы.Все познается в сравнении и мне есть что сравнивать.В отличии от русских, очень многие интеллигентные американцы считают русских очень красивыми и умными людьми, ни о какой русофобии речи здесь не идет. Но что касается русских которые живут в США, то практически каждый русскоговорящий деловой человек скажет что лучше держаться от земляков подальше. Когда же имеешь дело с американцами то сталкиваешься с детской доверчивостью с их стороны. Вообщем люблю я Америку, и Россию люблю, но похоже русские- нация уничтожающая сама себя.
Shannon thanks a lot for your amazing blog
peacetraveler22
Jan. 8th, 2015 01:51 am (UTC)
Hello! Thanks for the comment. Yes, most Americans don't say, or think, bad things about Russia or Russians. I just traveled to middle America with my Russian friend for the holidays (Kansas, Missouri...), and when he told people he was from Russia, there was no negative reaction. Only curiosity and interest. So, I can never understand the rude and hateful comments I receive here simply because I'm "American." I love the USA - beautiful country and people! I'm proud to call this place my home. :)
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aslan
Jan. 8th, 2015 02:41 am (UTC)
ну вот, комментарии америконенавистников зашкаливают как обычно. а насчет вопроса про российских женщин так никто и не ответил)
peacetraveler22
Jan. 8th, 2015 02:46 am (UTC)
Yes, sooo many comments! :)) It's always the case on LJ - when you take five minutes to write a post, it will generate hundreds of comments. By contrast, I sometimes spend days processing photos and writing text for a thoughtful travel story, and it receives much less attention. It's a pity!
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o_goncho
Jan. 8th, 2015 03:24 am (UTC)
I don't discriminate.

Real marriage is hard work. I only know one sham marriage where a man is helping this Bulgarian girl with citizenship. I don't know how it went down and what happened there.
peacetraveler22
Jan. 8th, 2015 03:28 am (UTC)
All relationships are hard work, regardless of marriage. :) The Bulgarian woman is marrying a Russian or American man?
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kotfuciy
Jan. 8th, 2015 04:28 am (UTC)
а без женщины видать свалить не судьба... )))
creaze
Jan. 8th, 2015 11:45 am (UTC)
Дык это ж пахать придётся!
karelifornia
Jan. 8th, 2015 06:40 am (UTC)
Нафег ты никому не нужен суровый сибирский мужиг.
Вот если б ты деффачко был я бы сам тебе визу невесты мож ляпнул а так звиняй.
t0lst0k0t
Jan. 8th, 2015 09:54 am (UTC)
That post by dr_ionych is plain trolling, if you ask me.
Had a good laugh reading comments. When will people learn to take such things with a grain of salt at least? :)
peacetraveler22
Jan. 8th, 2015 02:36 pm (UTC)
Comments to my posts are always interesting. Sometimes funny, but sometimes my brain explodes from the idiocy, aggressiveness and rudeness. :)
ssnake
Jan. 8th, 2015 10:45 am (UTC)

There is a huge difference. He doesn't know what he wants :-) I'd prefer the russian one.

peacetraveler22
Jan. 8th, 2015 02:36 pm (UTC)
Prefer Russian what? Woman?
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tori_latvia
Jan. 8th, 2015 06:39 pm (UTC)
"кончиттывурст" means Conchita Wurst - a singer man with beard who look like woman )) I like him!

It was post from an idiot, definitely!

Edited at 2015-01-08 06:40 pm (UTC)
peacetraveler22
Jan. 8th, 2015 06:45 pm (UTC)
"It was post from an idiot" - this is the general consensus. :) Happy New Year!
vashix_net
Jan. 9th, 2015 06:25 am (UTC)
I don't know what "кончиттывурст" means
"кончиттывурст" = RuPaul
peacetraveler22
Jan. 10th, 2015 02:15 am (UTC)
Re: I don't know what "кончиттывурст" means
:)
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