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Merry Christmas! None of my Russian friends celebrate this day, and how about you? I arrived at my desk this morning, opened LJ and read this funny post. I'm passing it along for all the single, lonely ladies in America. Maybe you're desperate for a Russian man? After all, we have no options here - all American men are stupid and gay! :)) I don't know what "кончиттывурст" means and online translation doesn't work for the term. What is the English equivalent? Honestly, I can't tell if some posts in the pora_valit community are serious, or subtle trolling/sarcasm? I rarely understand Russian humor.

Perhaps this is a new way to fund my travels? :) Marry foreigners desperate for U.S. citizenship in exchange for payment? What do you think? :)) A reader today asked me to write a post about the differences between American and Russian women,  but I don't know many Russian females, so I can't provide an informed opinion on the topic. All of my close Russian friends are men. Maybe some of my readers now living in the U.S. wish to provide insight?

Originally posted by dr_ionych at Хочу свалить из Рашки в США с помощью женщины
Я вот что решил.Мне не место в России. Надоело здесь все, ну, в общем, вы понимаете.
Однако, сильно напрягаться ради поравалить я не готов и поэтому придумал небольшой план.

Я хочу свалить в США, познакомившись с русскоязычной американкой. Как известно, США давно загнились, мужиков там толковых нет, одни кончиттывурст и геи. А женщинам одиноко. В общем, план понятен.

Вопрос: где знакомиться с гражданками США? И что в практическом плане дадут отношения с женщиной-резидентом? Ну, там ВНЖ или еще чего.

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peacetraveler22
Jan. 7th, 2015 06:16 pm (UTC)
I think it's necessary for me to watch more Russian cinema...probably would help me understand the culture better, or maybe not?
2tvlad
Jan. 7th, 2015 06:34 pm (UTC)
good idea. I think we should start with the classic films.
peacetraveler22
Jan. 7th, 2015 06:40 pm (UTC)
I've only seen Брат и Россия 88.
2tvlad
Jan. 7th, 2015 06:52 pm (UTC)
I like the movie "Стиляги"
aslan
Jan. 8th, 2015 02:36 am (UTC)
what about Gaidai, Ryazanov & Danelya films? they created masterpieces of russian cintmatografic
peacetraveler22
Jan. 8th, 2015 02:39 am (UTC)
I don't know them, but now I have a lot of recommendations for Russian films from readers. So, I'll take a look. :)
aslan
Jan. 8th, 2015 02:59 am (UTC)
большая часть их фильмов отражает быт советских времен, но они очень популярны по сей день, наверное трудно понять не выросшему в России человеку эти фильмы, но думаю стоит посмотреть некоторые из них)
Если ты не против, дам ссылки на самые известные их фильмы, вдруг заинтересуешься.

Гайдая
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9E%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%8F_%C2%AB%D0%AB%C2%BB_%D0%B8_%D0%B4%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B3%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%8E%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D0%A8%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%B7%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F_%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0,_%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8_%D0%9D%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%8E%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D0%A8%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%91%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%8F_%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BA%D0%B0

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%98%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD_%D0%92%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87_%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8F%D0%B5%D1%82_%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%84%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8E

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9D%D0%B5_%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B6%D0%B5%D1%82_%D0%B1%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8C!

Рязанов:
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%91%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%8C_%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8F

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%97%D0%B8%D0%B3%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%B3_%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%B0%D1%87%D0%B8

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9D%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%8F%D1%82%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%8E%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D1%8F%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%B2_%D0%B2_%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%98%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D1%81%D1%83%D0%B4%D1%8C%D0%B1%D1%8B,_%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8_%D0%A1_%D0%BB%D1%91%D0%B3%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%BC_%D0%BF%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC!

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9_%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BD

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%92%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BB_%D0%B4%D0%BB%D1%8F_%D0%B4%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B8%D1%85

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%96%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9_%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%81_%28%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BC%29

Данелия:
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%94%D0%B6%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8B_%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%B0%D1%87%D0%B8

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%90%D1%84%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%8F

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BE

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9E%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B9_%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%84%D0%BE%D0%BD

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B4%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B4%D0%B7%D0%B0!

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9F%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%82_%28%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BC%29

есть еще множество интересных советских фильмов, но было бы интересно узнать твое мнение хотя бы об одном из этих)
naglec
Jan. 8th, 2015 01:26 am (UTC)
I recommend you to watch "Даун Хаус", "ДМБ" и "Соловей-Разбойник". Especially the first two.
peacetraveler22
Jan. 8th, 2015 01:27 am (UTC)
Okay, thanks for the suggestions!
creaze
Jan. 8th, 2015 11:36 am (UTC)
> I think it's necessary for me to.....

Whoo-whoo, you start sounding like a russian "eenyaz"-graduate, "it's necessary for me to". Native english speaking people don't put it that way. Are you sure you're a real american?

Or maybe you are, but you've spent too much time with eenyazers? ;o)
peacetraveler22
Jan. 8th, 2015 02:45 pm (UTC)
Yes, my language here is sometimes formal rather than casual. That's because I'm reading and responding to comments at work, when I have my lawyer hat on. :) It's a completely different mindset than "blogger Shannon." Because of the huge time difference (9 hours between DC and Moscow), I can only have active discussions with readers from my work desk. And it's hard to immediately shift to short, Internet type chat style, in between legal emails and calls with corporate clients.

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