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Merry Christmas! None of my Russian friends celebrate this day, and how about you? I arrived at my desk this morning, opened LJ and read this funny post. I'm passing it along for all the single, lonely ladies in America. Maybe you're desperate for a Russian man? After all, we have no options here - all American men are stupid and gay! :)) I don't know what "кончиттывурст" means and online translation doesn't work for the term. What is the English equivalent? Honestly, I can't tell if some posts in the pora_valit community are serious, or subtle trolling/sarcasm? I rarely understand Russian humor.

Perhaps this is a new way to fund my travels? :) Marry foreigners desperate for U.S. citizenship in exchange for payment? What do you think? :)) A reader today asked me to write a post about the differences between American and Russian women,  but I don't know many Russian females, so I can't provide an informed opinion on the topic. All of my close Russian friends are men. Maybe some of my readers now living in the U.S. wish to provide insight?

Originally posted by dr_ionych at Хочу свалить из Рашки в США с помощью женщины
Я вот что решил.Мне не место в России. Надоело здесь все, ну, в общем, вы понимаете.
Однако, сильно напрягаться ради поравалить я не готов и поэтому придумал небольшой план.

Я хочу свалить в США, познакомившись с русскоязычной американкой. Как известно, США давно загнились, мужиков там толковых нет, одни кончиттывурст и геи. А женщинам одиноко. В общем, план понятен.

Вопрос: где знакомиться с гражданками США? И что в практическом плане дадут отношения с женщиной-резидентом? Ну, там ВНЖ или еще чего.


Jan. 7th, 2015 06:23 pm (UTC)
My Russian is very bad! I can't write proper sentences in the language, but can read it okay. I'm American, and English is my native language. :) Plus, most of my Russian readers are fluent in English, so it's no problem to communicate with them.
Jan. 7th, 2015 06:31 pm (UTC)
OK. Got it. I might have to apologize. I dunno why but I have rather an awkward feeling from your wording. Thought you were just being snobbish )) Sorry for that!
Anyways, Happy New Year and Merry Christmas then :)
Jan. 7th, 2015 06:33 pm (UTC)
Russians criticize my English all the time, I'm used to it! :)) Happy Holidays to you also!
Jan. 7th, 2015 06:39 pm (UTC)
Yeah, we Russians can be quite annoying ))
Jan. 13th, 2015 02:17 am (UTC)
In Russian schools, colleges and universities they teach British ( classic) English. So Englisn (UK) and English (USA) is quite different. That is way russian people confused with your English.
Jan. 13th, 2015 02:23 am (UTC)
But they know I'm American, so this isn't a good excuse. :)
Jan. 13th, 2015 07:45 am (UTC)
How many of them were in the USA to understand the difference of languages?
I have friends who worked in Russia as interpreter and who came here (USA ) had to go to college to study language.


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