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Merry Christmas! None of my Russian friends celebrate this day, and how about you? I arrived at my desk this morning, opened LJ and read this funny post. I'm passing it along for all the single, lonely ladies in America. Maybe you're desperate for a Russian man? After all, we have no options here - all American men are stupid and gay! :)) I don't know what "кончиттывурст" means and online translation doesn't work for the term. What is the English equivalent? Honestly, I can't tell if some posts in the pora_valit community are serious, or subtle trolling/sarcasm? I rarely understand Russian humor.

Perhaps this is a new way to fund my travels? :) Marry foreigners desperate for U.S. citizenship in exchange for payment? What do you think? :)) A reader today asked me to write a post about the differences between American and Russian women,  but I don't know many Russian females, so I can't provide an informed opinion on the topic. All of my close Russian friends are men. Maybe some of my readers now living in the U.S. wish to provide insight?

Originally posted by dr_ionych at Хочу свалить из Рашки в США с помощью женщины
Я вот что решил.Мне не место в России. Надоело здесь все, ну, в общем, вы понимаете.
Однако, сильно напрягаться ради поравалить я не готов и поэтому придумал небольшой план.

Я хочу свалить в США, познакомившись с русскоязычной американкой. Как известно, США давно загнились, мужиков там толковых нет, одни кончиттывурст и геи. А женщинам одиноко. В общем, план понятен.

Вопрос: где знакомиться с гражданками США? И что в практическом плане дадут отношения с женщиной-резидентом? Ну, там ВНЖ или еще чего.

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fostral2
Jan. 7th, 2015 07:11 pm (UTC)
why illegal,
especially SOOOO? )))))
peacetraveler22
Jan. 7th, 2015 07:14 pm (UTC)
Re: why illegal,
It's called a "sham" marriage. For immigration purposes, such marriages are a felony under U.S. law. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sham_marriage.
fostral2
Jan. 7th, 2015 07:23 pm (UTC)
i agree, that's a shame, not a sham )
but it goes anyway, no? People getting Green Card and then citizenship?
peacetraveler22
Jan. 7th, 2015 07:25 pm (UTC)
Re: i agree, that's a shame, not a sham )
I'm not sure...I've worked in the immigration system as a lawyer, but only on asylum cases and U-Visas. The latter is for females who enter the U.S. illegally, but then experience some form of abuse once they are here. They can qualify for protection, and eventually citizenship under the U-Visa system.

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